Big kid

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 14:20 - United States - Rhodes

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Today, I told my husband that I'm tired of feeling like his "blow-up doll". His response was to honk my boob and make squeaking noises. FML
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iseyixes 18

Return the favor grab his junk and make squeaking noises.

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perdix 29

You should have farted after he honked your boob and said, "Oops, faulty valve."

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hellya14 0

Umm .... Op tried that. That's what the FML was about. But I do agree with you...maybe op should try again.

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Metallica36176 16

Don't move during sex. Dont make a sound or anything. Maybe he'll appreciate it more when he realizes it could be worse...

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tne201992 12

Your husband reminds me of Peter Griffin. lol

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SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

I would have slapped him for that. Plus he can go out and buy his own sex doll until he decides to What if he was telling you something heartfelt that could make your relationship better and he sought just to make fun? Time and a place and its obvious that this guy doesn't know the meaning of it. FYL. :(

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stoptrying 9

And we can all only hope he would've slammed you with an assault charge. One less person who resorts to unnecessary violence.

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