Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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Comments (244)
amaneylandx3 0
Why would u agree to that?
myfriendjill 0
One: My bf & I lost our virginities together, and stories like these make me ecstatic that he gave me an ****** every single time we've had sex, especially the first time. Two: I can't wait to have a threesome with my bf. :D And three: I can see an FML coming up soon saying, "Today, my wife left me for one of the girlfriends she brought in to have a threesome with. FML." Predictable.
Hacksaw 4
She's probably a lesbian, and you're probably bad in bed. Only one of those can be fixed. Guess which one.
Mooby522 0
that's a sad story.
NFresh6 0
YDI for eating spaghettios on a Wednesday
Sugar_lipsXo 0
I feel REALLY bad for you. THREESOME = SICK.
helpmeiamblind 0
You can take this one of two ways: 1) Use this as an excuse to get into hella more threesomes or 2) Cheat on your wife because she's obviously a terrible lay. (I could blame the guy but that's just ridiculous; I chose to take the high road)
Blaaagh 0
Dude, ask her if shes been faking it. It might have been just a really intense one. But if she is faking it and she tells you, ask her how to get her off!! Thats all it takes! I dont know about you, but id rather ask how to do it, that to have my GF/wife fake orgasms.
Cinnabar 0
$1 says that wasn't her first time with that girlfriend.
RhymePrime 7
Apparently your wife considers sex with you predominately procreational? It doesn't appear to be perceptibly pleasurable to her. If you love her you will consult any conceivable aid to ensure she does receive the pleasure and sexual ecstasy she deserves?