Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had threesome with my wife and her best friend. Now my wife is mad at me for sleeping with her best friend. FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, six months after my wife convinced me to open our relationship, I finally scored with a lovely lady. My wife threw the biggest fit in history. Apparently, she just wanted to fuck other men and didn't think anyone would be interested in me, and now she feels inadequate and threatened. FML
Today, my wife of four years revealed to me that she once had sex with six men at once back in college. Apparently she still fantasizes about it when we have sex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, my wife is still not pregnant, but her sister is after the threesome we all had a few months ago. The threesome was my wife's idea, but I suspect I am still a dead man when it comes to whose fault it is. FML
Today, I came home to find my wife and my ex-wife naked in my bed. Apparently they've been in a relationship for five months. When I told my kids, they said that they were helping to keep the secret. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0
OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!
drakerd 0
You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?
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Comments (244)
dyingtolive77 0
who cares?! you got to have a threesome! your wife is awesome
youeffinhomoxx 0
quit complaining. my boyfriend cant make me ****** either. i would have a threesome JUST to ****** even if its not him who does it!
desert_dweller5 0
seek COUNSELING!!! If your wife wants to cheat on you with you in the room you both clearly have issues.
dvs01 0
Learning that you need to get better at satisfying your wife makes your life suck? That makes no sense. This is a great opportunity to make things better. Would you rather live in ignorance?
Mister_Kitty 0
Her bad for not showing you where the clit is. Your bad for not being able to figure it out for five years.
DynamicDave 11
Dude. You got to have a threesome which is every normal man's fantasy. Why are you complaining?
GunslingerLovely 0
hahaha omg sorry i know i shouldn't laugh...Geeze man you need to pick up a sex book or something. But it does makes sense afterall they both have the same body parts and what works for one probably works for the other.... Hey you should probably ask the other girl for advise on how to please youe wife
kalujny 0
You think he did not try?
LauraTheKiwi 0
Idaho? Shedaho. >.<
xGet_Over_It 0
the OP is not whining that he just got a threesome dumbasses. so you can all shut the **** up about him "complaining" about the threesome. the OP's problem is that his wife has been faking and that a girl can give his wife an ******.
maddie1 0
im sorry but it would be very weird to bring one of my friends into that