Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Addddam 0
Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.
coldplaylive2003 0
tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...
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Comments (151)
Efilyn 0
That totally is FYL, I feel for you. Why didn't you tell them that, though? Good luck with that...
S3xiiiMaster 0
Someone Needs To Smack Some Sense In To Your Parents How Fcking Stupid Are They?! They're Basically Allowing Her To Do It. Your Parents Have Unresolved Issues..... On Your Part Keep Up The Good Work.
Cirno9 0
What the **** are you talking about here.
Cirno9 0
They blame YOU for HER mistake?
lBillieBeans 0
Give her more drugs, just to piss off your dick parents. They really can't ground you after college, because then thats just your life.
Billy_Coen 0
Your life really does suck if you had to deal with that during most of your child hood... >.
jimmymackie 0
FYL can i have your sisters email i have some things to say to her i work with stuff like this i can reslolve things... your parents are tight but there are ways around all of that.
NYGuy828 0
typing lyke dis makes u look dum.
thumb_biter 0
HAHA fyl! I hate being older :(
mattman300 0
i dun think you ever will go college now. LEARN YOUR GRAMMAR!