Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Addddam 0
Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.
coldplaylive2003 0
tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...
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Comments (151)
iljajlm 4
Lmao. That's favoritism at its' finest
doggie3 0
That really sucks.
quarty165 0
your parents are in denial that she did something wrong. dang that sucks for you
blland 0
#12 i tired it adn now i cant spel properly it hink all teh kids do itn w
Fetusface222 0
nutmeg works better
plexico 4
It because you are such a brown-nosing narc that your sister wanted to be the complete opposite of you. It was your fault. Parents win!
chronicwanker 4
thats so true, so yeh you have been a bad influence. If you were cool, your sister would have been like whatever, but now she has to rebel because she can never live up to you
FerrariCake 2
WTF Plexico... the OP didn't say she talks at schools about the "dangers of drugs" or she talks to kids to "say no to drugs" or about "abstaining from drugs". She said she volunteers at schools to talk about "abusing drugs". Sounds like she might be more like a "drug coach". Maybe she and her sister learned it from her parents. They probably grow weed in their bedroom.
plexico 4
Schools wouldn't accept volunteers that advocate abusing drugs. Then, I saw that the OP was from DC and became unsure. Maybe she speaks at Marion Barry High School about the best ways to smoke crack. i.e., make sure no cameras are around. I stand corrected.
Ludaxiv 0
heyoo
Addddam 0
Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.
blink182rocks 0
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LEAVE IT TOO A ******* WOMEN TO MESS UP A MAN'S LIFE! BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCHES. FEMINISTS DESERVE TO BE LOCKED UP IN JAIL, AND UNABLE TO VOTE. WOMEN SHOULD NOT VOTE! POLITICS IS A MAN'S JOB
wiifan013 9
Your parents need to talk to your sister about these things not just depend on you for setting a good example.
mau5_17 0
Amen to that!
mau5_17 0
Amen to that!
waterynuggets 0
Well, going by your comment we know grammar is not your job.