Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Addddam 0
Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.
coldplaylive2003 0
tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...
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Comments (151)
DameGreyWulf 1
Older siblings never win.
thequickredofox 0
*sigh* it's the truth. But we WILL take over the world one day!
rakhil11 7
You guys give me hope *sniff*
AngelRaven89 0
lol not in my family. Oldest and youngest both got more attention. Middle children have it rough!! Woe is me..
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, you're lucky in that sense. There has been studies that show that middle children are more likely to be successful and "come out clean." It doesn't really seem like it now, no... but according to said studies, eldest children, due to the piling of responsibility on them resulting from having younger siblings, are more likely to grow pessimistic and/or sadistic about the world, to develop depression and/or OCD, feel they are constantly under performance-judging eyes (which could eventually lead to schizophrenia and other paranoia-related disorders, should they have the capability), and/or to put up with some things they shouldn't (such as abuse) and regard it merely as a sort of review or punishment for something they failed to be responsible for. Youngest children, due to constantly being babied or let off easy, usually have performance and responsibility problems and tend to blame others for whatever issues they have, can develop depression as well, but more as a result from having little to no self confidence since they haven't had to take as much responsibility as their siblings, tend to develop ADD/ADHD or ODD, and/or tend to latch onto the nearest thing to show them love, and such are actually more highly likely to stay in abusive relationships. Middle children tend to get a healthier balance of responsibility and leniency. If I had my old textbook with me, I'd cite this... but for now you can just choose to believe me or not.
fmlreader1030 0
wat the hell? men have screwed up the world enough
chunkofchange 0
wtf kinda logic is that tonight, shit on her pillow
daetsni 0
i made this account just to tell you i love you and that is the best advice i've seen on the internet ever
GeometricAngle 7
Obviously your gay.
GeometricAngle 7
Obviously your gay, 23.
wingedspiritus 0
Um? Why would sexual orientation have anything to do with 23's retarded comment?
randomstudios 0
you mean 32
TysonFawlay 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA ONLY IN AMERICA.
wingedspiritus 0
No. Stupid parents may be found across the globe, anywhere. :/
wingedspiritus 0
Argument to counter that? :x
Pointy130 0
I hate parents like that.
Sbaby 0
That's nothing, look at this: http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=2415
bubblybrooke 12
"she'll end up as a crack ***** as an adult. just desserts." whoa, yeah, that's EXACTLY what will make her older sister feel better. damn you're stupid :-/