Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Addddam 0
Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.
coldplaylive2003 0
tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...
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2bad4life 0
ur parents sound ******* horrible id move out and lose contact with them
aaaaa12345_fml 0
**** that, who cares if she's high?
the_stereotype 0
ur parents really suck. you should have told them to teach you to be a better role model
missbrunettgirl 0
another reason why I hate being the oldest. It sucks getting blames for your messed up younger siblings mistakes. Parents just can't see that their sweet angel could be a pot head all on their own.
alsoelp 0
just dont be grounded. its really that easy. go do things and see your friends anyway.
Baal952 0
Wow FYL its not often your parents ground you for...PENIS!
Hamden824 23
What the hell does Penis have to do with this at all?
twiggly 0
Yeah, fyl. I'm in the same boat though. My brother went through all of high school coming home wasted by pot. But who did they fight with when my brother did something stupid (like crashing my mothers car while stoned)? Me. I got blamed. So I sympathize. I never got grounded, but I received more verbal lashing in my life over my younger brothers antics then from any trouble I got into myself. Just don't tell your parents what to do (about your younger sibling smoking pot)....especially if you have a father who can one-hand toss you through a wall...because you will got thrown through said wall, even if you tell your parents calmly and logically what they're doing wrong with that child(aka. Not disciplining the right child).
jessxoxo28 5
awww, i feel bad for #47 mabe she's right
DameGreyWulf 1
Hah, twiggly, know how you feel there. We're totally being disrespectful and have no right to question our superiors.
Saccharide 0
That is the most ass-backward logic I have /ever/ heard. FYL
dollywilson 0
dude don't worry you're not alone my parents blamed me for my brother not getting into the gifted program because i didn't "teach him enough math" lol they're always looking for someone elso to blame...2 more years til i'm out of the house !!
jkramer1212 0
eh, I don't believe this story...
FMLwin 1
Agreed.
thequickredofox 0
Clearly neither of you are older siblings. It's a universal truth!
Paul21 0
Yea i always blamed stuff on the oldest, but if i tried pulling this off, screw dad putting me thru wall try brother putting you thru wall.