Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister tried vaping. My parents found out and planned on yelling at her, but nothing happened. She even got a reward for being curious. When I was 15 and got my first piercing (in the ear) I kinda got beat, and slept outside for the night. It makes me wonder what's going on sometimes… FML
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
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Addddam 0
Grounded? **** that. Man up, tell your parents they're being unreasonable, and go do what you like.
coldplaylive2003 0
tell them it's their fault for not teaching you not to do drugs...
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Comments (151)
toryfee 0
good for you, too bad your sisters a fail ...
OctoberRainfall 13
What the ****?! Don't you just hate it when parents blame the older sibling for everything the younger sibling does? I get that all the time....
damari369 2
Your paremts suck
FarscapeSDC 9
I've read some pretty unfair stuff, but this has to be the most unfair crap I've read. I feel sorry for you.
maggieolivia666 0
These arent FMLs when you aren't telling the entire story. You're probably leaving out a lot of details.
KingCeltic77 18
Your sister is obviously a spoiled brat, and your parents... Words can't describe them. Sorry op. FYL.
KingCeltic77 18
I've seen drugs destroy lives. First you do weed, then crack, then heroin. My school volunteered at a rehab center, and the people their started off with weed, just one joint, and it ruined their lives. So it's not harmless.
millysala 5
I'd **** my little sister up. Haha
Steffi 26
I think there is more to this story,
dessicakez 7
If I were you I wouldn't take that. That's seriously ****** up