Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I watched as a bin man picked up and threw into his truck the bag I foolishly left a few metres from a public bin before I got on the train. That bag contained every document that proves my identity for my new job, my driver's licence, birth certificate, passport, oh and my wallet. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, I work the night shift as a security officer. I packed my uniform and my stuff into one large bag and left for work. When I arrived, I realized that I'd left something important at home, so guess what it was? My security pass and it was almost 5 minutes before my shift started. FML
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
Today, during my first day at my new job, my manager told everyone to “share one fun fact about yourself.” I panicked and blurted out, “I once accidentally washed my passport.” Everyone laughed, which was fine until my boss said, “So that’s why your background check is taking so long?” FML
Today, I was proud of myself for remembering my wallet, keys and phone before leaving for the airport. I got all the way to security before realizing I’d left my passport on the kitchen table, right next to the travel mug I also forgot to bring. FML
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Top comments
Ajjas013 6
You can start a fresh life, change your name, and move to a distant town. You can work on someone else's ranch and feed off their income and at the same time remain incogneto... Unless they stole your green card. Then you're ******.
maskedman 9
Your next day is going to be worst. Especially when the identity theft kicks in and your credit score drops to 5.
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Comments (88)
okieraider71 4
#13--I had the same exact thought. What the OP was really saying was "Someone stole my Green Card and I might get deported".
madskillz3088 0
i thought the earthquake in LA was it!!!!! it bounced me out of bed... FML
hellojello11790 0
Ұ㊉UR Ð㊉㊉㊉㊉㊉NE
DiminishedFifth 0
That sucks, well if you think about it you shouldn't be carrying that stuff around :P
drano2 0
27 what a douche
Ajjas013 6
Do I get payed for cleaning vaginas?
Your_Dad 0
who would even steal that stuff?
Rashkavar 0
It's called Identity Theft. 1 SIN + 1 photo ID (with photo removable and implantable without much difficulty)=credit cards in victim's name. Credit cards in your name, possessed by criminals, that is.
aardvarkish 17
Is this the REAL you?
FreeRunn3r 12
**** that tell your new boss to shove it an punch his ****** dome in.
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
I love 10. so good!! :D
buggybeauty 0
YDI! why wouldn't you keep very close watch on such important documents? ! I never let them leave my sight!!!
ruby84 1
Ummm why would you have your passport with you on your first day of work? YDI