Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML
Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I watched as a bin man picked up and threw into his truck the bag I foolishly left a few metres from a public bin before I got on the train. That bag contained every document that proves my identity for my new job, my driver's licence, birth certificate, passport, oh and my wallet. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, I work the night shift as a security officer. I packed my uniform and my stuff into one large bag and left for work. When I arrived, I realized that I'd left something important at home, so guess what it was? My security pass and it was almost 5 minutes before my shift started. FML
Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML
Today, during my first day at my new job, my manager told everyone to “share one fun fact about yourself.” I panicked and blurted out, “I once accidentally washed my passport.” Everyone laughed, which was fine until my boss said, “So that’s why your background check is taking so long?” FML
Today, I was proud of myself for remembering my wallet, keys and phone before leaving for the airport. I got all the way to security before realizing I’d left my passport on the kitchen table, right next to the travel mug I also forgot to bring. FML
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Top comments
Ajjas013 6
You can start a fresh life, change your name, and move to a distant town. You can work on someone else's ranch and feed off their income and at the same time remain incogneto... Unless they stole your green card. Then you're ******.
maskedman 9
Your next day is going to be worst. Especially when the identity theft kicks in and your credit score drops to 5.
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Comments (88)
bossiercitybeast 0
Maybe u should not work with black ppl jk ;p
katmandont 0
@12 maybe you shouldn't be such an asshole.
xSPiDERPiGx 0
12 has a point.. and abs..
mexicantumblewee 0
and was joking dumbass
ImaginaryFoe 1
I didn't realise adding "jk" meant you could spew racist rubbish with impunity. The problem with jokes like that is that it leads idiots like Spiderpig to make even dumber remarks.
loski87 4
yea because being black automatically makes you a theif :|
WTFsGoingOn 0
Don't you watch the news? It's what they want you to believe...
mzhonesty 0
Oh, how I LOVE it when they stereotype us.
Ajjas013 6
You can start a fresh life, change your name, and move to a distant town. You can work on someone else's ranch and feed off their income and at the same time remain incogneto... Unless they stole your green card. Then you're ******.
JustinKingr 0
haha funny
Yaseeher 0
İs it just how we beasts are, i am not sure but i can't seem to laugh or giggle at your jokes because you are younger than me , yet i would of if it was someone else who i didn't know the age of. xD
Person1233 13
YDI for living in Idaho. Potato-lovers..
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for not being more responsible with your important documents!
jakehandy 0
lol that's funny:)
maskedman 9
Your next day is going to be worst. Especially when the identity theft kicks in and your credit score drops to 5.
PsychoMerk 0
lol. what part of town do YOU work in? :p
Ajjas013 6
He cleans the urinals at local strip clubs.
PsychoMerk 0
u mean she? o.O
loski87 4
so are you implying that things like this only happen in bad neighborhoods?
Aj4710 0
sucks...
Hanban 0
Hyper much.
Ajjas013 6
This is why you leave a huge dump next to your personal belongings. No one will ever take them :D