Work: Bad day, huh?

Bad day, huh?

By evenpoorer - 16/03/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

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By xXPikachuXx - 22/07/2019 02:01

Today, after 3 months of job hunting, I finally got a job. But now my birth certificate and social security card are somehow lost, and I can't start until I let them see a copy. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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By calli - 25/12/2009 21:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2021 05:59

Today, I watched as a bin man picked up and threw into his truck the bag I foolishly left a few metres from a public bin before I got on the train. That bag contained every document that proves my identity for my new job, my driver's licence, birth certificate, passport, oh and my wallet. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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By Veronica Rambo - 24/10/2018 17:30

Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML

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LET ME IN

By Zxry123 - 31/12/2022 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I work the night shift as a security officer. I packed my uniform and my stuff into one large bag and left for work. When I arrived, I realized that I'd left something important at home, so guess what it was? My security pass and it was almost 5 minutes before my shift started. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:01

You can start a fresh life, change your name, and move to a distant town. You can work on someone else's ranch and feed off their income and at the same time remain incogneto... Unless they stole your green card. Then you're ******.

maskedman 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:07

Your next day is going to be worst. Especially when the identity theft kicks in and your credit score drops to 5.

Comments

bossiercitybeast 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 11:58

Maybe u should not work with black ppl jk ;p

katmandont 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:37

@12 maybe you shouldn't be such an asshole.

xSPiDERPiGx 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:51

12 has a point.. and abs..

mexicantumblewee 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:30

and was joking dumbass

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:02

I didn't realise adding "jk" meant you could spew racist rubbish with impunity. The problem with jokes like that is that it leads idiots like Spiderpig to make even dumber remarks.

loski87 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:14

yea because being black automatically makes you a theif :|

WTFsGoingOn 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:40

Don't you watch the news? It's what they want you to believe...

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:20

Oh, how I LOVE it when they stereotype us.

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:01

JustinKingr 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:29

haha funny

Yaseeher 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:06

İs it just how we beasts are, i am not sure but i can't seem to laugh or giggle at your jokes because you are younger than me , yet i would of if it was someone else who i didn't know the age of. xD