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Wandering star

By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 21:00 - United States - Altamonte Springs

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Today, I thought my parents were divorcing over money, but it turns out the real reason is that my dad has been cheating for two years with a 20 year-old girl from his work. He only told my mom two months ago, after he got the girl pregnant. FML

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cuz803 44

Saturday 19 March 2022 2:45

That absolutely sucks. Hopefully you end up having a good relationship with your half sibling. Your dad's a screwball POS. Make sure you never do the dumbshit he did.

Brightside86 29

Sunday 20 March 2022 3:45

Yikes man, if you're going to cheat at least use protection...

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cuz803 44

Saturday 19 March 2022 2:45

That absolutely sucks. Hopefully you end up having a good relationship with your half sibling. Your dad's a screwball POS. Make sure you never do the dumbshit he did.

Brightside86 29

Sunday 20 March 2022 3:45

Yikes man, if you're going to cheat at least use protection...

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