Weird, Awkward, Babies, Cute and Kids: Baby fever

Baby fever

By SkeetinKeaton - 06/05/2013 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 05:01

Today, my newborn daughter has kept me up all day and all night for the past few days. Usually my husband sleeps. I finally cracked and yelled for his help, only for him to scream at me that he needs sleep and gives her to me anyway. FML

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Bittie

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 14:02 - Hungary - Sopron

Today, it was my brother's wedding so my mother-in-law was taking care of my 8-month-old son. When I came back to our room to check how things were going, I saw her "breastfeeding" my child. She said it was the only way to calm him down because he didn't have a pacifier. FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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Demonic attack!

By zombie mommy - 27/06/2020 17:02

Today, my 10-month-old kept me up all night after a gruelling day. I finally fell asleep with her at about 2 a.m., and I woke up half an hour later to her hands on my throat, and her biting my nose. Startled, I took a big breath through my nose and snorted an ungodly amount of slobber. I’m awake now. FML

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Hushhhh

By Anonymous - 15/07/2016 16:14 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, I finally got my fussy newborn back to sleep after the creaking of my chair woke her. I then crept two rooms over and opened a pack of chips, the crinkle of which woke her again. FML

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By ameliaruth09 - 22/01/2015 22:36 - United States - Milford

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

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By lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML

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By scaredshitless - 10/04/2019 18:00

Today, at 2:30am, I heard my baby crying on the monitor. As I got out of bed, she stopped crying and started laughing. There's nobody else in the house. FML

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Mommy milkers

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:17 - Malaysia

Today, we ran out of milk and my 4 year-old son came up to me and asked if he could "milk" my wife's breasts for his cereal. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him and his sister is selfish for not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 6 May 2013 12:00

That screaming was actually your daughter after your baby latched on. I hear that hurts.

Ace132 20

Monday 6 May 2013 11:59

You know the saying kids grow fast?

Comments

ozpunker 20

Monday 6 May 2013 12:57

That's a photo to keep for their 21st birthdays.

Raykyogrou03 12

Monday 6 May 2013 12:58

How is that an fml? Take a picture and it's "yay leverage for when you want your teenage daughter to do something for you"

mrsninja 2

Monday 6 May 2013 13:00

Um, aren't newborns supposed to sleep in the same room as their mother's for the first 6 months? You know, for reasons such as these??

lndala 15

Monday 6 May 2013 13:07

It's actually best to get them into their own room as soon as possible so they don't develop the habit of sleeping in the room of the parents.

avaeba 14

Monday 6 May 2013 15:07

Really depends on the baby and the parents preferences. You don't "have to" put your kid in with you and its not a huge deal if you choose to use the crib right away. Every child falls asleep differently

thedictator_fml 12

Monday 6 May 2013 13:17

this is so adorable from your daughter <3 ...but to those people who say kids have to learn to feel safe without their parents: its proven that being with the parents as much as possible as long as they're still babies is actually healthy, they get independent on their own if the parents don't clasp too much. What a sad world where not even babies are allowed anymore to be dependent of someone and to need their parents!

Aryn16 14

Monday 6 May 2013 13:22

that's adorable.! not a FML moment.

perdix 29

Monday 6 May 2013 13:24

Oh, noes!!! Your house could implode from an overabundance of cuteness and adorability! And I hear insurance doesn't cover that kind of damage. FYL, indeed.