Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
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Same thing different taste

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roseyredcheeks 0

dude that's hilarious, don't **** your life! hah

Bunch of morons commenting... He knows the difference between night and flow, and he wasn't commenting on the customer's items. As others have mentioned, it's a Freudian slip. Happens a lot while distracted, flustered, confused, etc. Instead of saying what you mean to say, you say whatever pops into your mind - normally either what you're thinking or something you see/hear/taste/etc. Pretty funny IMO.

I don't, but then again i'm not a bloody tampon. Damn it..

Awww, I wish more helpful sales-guys would wish me 'a nice flow' when I'm stocking up on Kotex. And offer me some complimentary Jack Daniels and chocolate. Now THAT would be service.

Haha. ROTFLMAO xD It could've been worse though... fortunately, the transaction didn't involve adult diapers. ㄟ㋛ㄏ

hoppinau 0

No one, even Corky from Life Goes On would say some dumb ass shit like that in real life....Fag

You try to make witty comments about the tampons women are buying? Get help..

YDI for trying to interact with customers as much as possible when you are working on a cash line...