Intimacy: Attraction

Attraction

By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 528

You deserved it 38 965

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 470

You deserved it 149 842

Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 007

You deserved it 595

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 974

You deserved it 11 920

Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 211

You deserved it 20 942

Messy

By hopeless1 - 26/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105 018

You deserved it 5 854

By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 918

You deserved it 32 496

By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 100

You deserved it 64 068

Rave on

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 724

You deserved it 5 953

By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 771

You deserved it 20 440

By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 689

You deserved it 8 889

Locket_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

at least you got some money?

Comments

Bardock 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:12

#8 is right. But on the bright side, you got cash.

Claeric 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:12

Perhaps you shouldn't have had sex with some stranger and he wouldn't have thought you were a prostitute.

imstillalostboy 3

Thursday 10 August 2017 3:40

Or you can stop degrading women for having sex

ohboyy 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:12

well I'd think you were a prostitute also if you just brought me home from outside of a club and had sex with me.

SaturnE_fml 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:24

But you'd still do it, it's not like she would put you in a grocery bag to bring you home, John.

doumtabarnack 12

Thursday 7 March 2013 14:35

Dumb **** you are bro

CadeleCeola 5

Thursday 10 August 2017 2:23

really cause no one hooks up in real life except prostitutes? wtf is wrong with you judgemental ' people in glass houses'

Aish_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:15

Oh wow you must SUCK at sucking if you only got 20 bucks, dude.

CorynneCade 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:15

isn't there a 3rd date rule? o well, if it'll make u feel better, HE'S THE *****!! :D

rebelution 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 15:37

no, she's the *****. he's the customer

rebelution 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 15:40

and for the record before someone jumps on me, I'm kidding

xfreak804 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:15

i would take the money and RUN BITCH RUN

Broc 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:16

Bringing home random guys from clubs to have sex, and you don't think you're a *****?

drimpossible 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

SaturnE_fml 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:27

So was Richard Gere!

mf_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:16

him giving you $20 for apparently being a "cheap prostitute" is a lot better than just being thought of as a girl that gave it up for free?

brinda08 5

Monday 26 August 2013 20:31

Why? He had sex with someone he just met because he wanted to. She had sex with someone she just met because she wanted to. Why is that less respectable than having sex with someone she just met for $20?

mrgorbachev 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:16

Wow, all of these people who are calling the OP a **** must be really jealous that they don't have the balls to go out and do it yourself. But yeah, FYL.