Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML
Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML
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Locket_fml 0
Look on the bright side, $20 up.
Crunchy_fml 0
at least you got some money?
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Pixelator_fml 6
21 and 39 FTW!!
lifesabit 0
Guys its not that she picked up a guy.... its that she picked up a guy outside of the club..... it would be the equivalent of picking a guy up on a street corner. Because he was attractive. And at least he paid..... I wouldn't have.... that money would have gone for STD testing......
allthetime63 0
its your fault if you were looking like a stripper. 20 bucks for a new wardrobe!
nik126 0
how is this bad? you got sex, and he gave you cash. and seeing as you picked him up in a club you're clearly not going to be pursuing anything with him, right?
xsydbabyx 0
So? You both got sex, and you got 20 bucks! Score4both imo. - S.
kandy_fml 0
A woman having sex does not make her a *****. You all know that if this was a guy, all the you boys calling the OP a ***** would be congratulating the guy for "getting some" Stupid double standards. You have to be one sexist tool to judge a woman for having sex. Get over yourselves.
RockPrincess26 16
No. He's just as much a *****.
iPikachu 0
At least you got paid. But serious, get tested!
Dichoscillation 1
Hehe, he's an idiot. Get your cash first, everyone knows that. What, you expect a trick's gonna pay out of gratitude? A lot of the time they do, at least if you're good, but still, get your money first. No, but seriously, don't complain. Sex and $20 is better than just sex, right? All of you who are talking shit about her for sleeping with a guy she met at a club, **** off. I'm sure she's aware of the risks and decides it's worth it anyways. Her decision, not yours, got it? If you think that's bad, stories from my life would make your hair curl.
Sokrgirl 0
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you see this is what hapens when you have sex with random guys from a club And u'll most likly nvr c them again... God u r a ***** ... Get tested he probly had aids
Spiffy 0
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ummm next time don't have sex with some random guy you JUST met you totally deserved this one even if you're not a prostitute, you're still a ****! btw- get tested for any STD that you probably caught