Health: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Cuppycake - 04/05/2011 05:33 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

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TookaWooka666 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:11

Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.

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Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:16

wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...

Comments

snowdrift 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:42

Accidents happen? Hah, I'm diabetic too, I wouldn't really mind if someone said this to me, so its okay.=D

wickedlyevil96 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:48

ur such an idiot i hope he dumps u

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 4 May 2011 20:57

You're a Bitch!

GetChiZZedoN 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:00

well arnt you a douche lol...

Ray_of_midnight 22

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:31

I'm diabetic. FYL for being a douche. Also FYL for being so gender-normative.

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:47

Another thing op, I think you can stand to grow up a little... You're probably a fat, hairy, 45 year old woman calling yourself "Cuppycake" and hysterically laughing because you thought a guy carried a purse...

4074 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:50

assumption fail

melibear89 7

Wednesday 4 May 2011 21:56

wow rude much? you completely deserved it. my fiancée is diabetic and I even I knew what was in the little black case he brought with him even before he told me he was diabetic.