Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, my ex, who I only dated for 3 months, told me the only reason why he dated me was because he thought my sister was hot, and he just wanted to get closer to her. So thank you for that. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
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Top comments
sugarshane007 20
Selective memory can be a glorious thing.
cocacola999 27
Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?
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perdix 31
Take him back and then nail his brother. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Just hope the brother isn't "the dumb one" in the family. It's no big deal, you don't need a mental connection with him anyways.
sugarshane007 20
Better yet, what if he doesn't have a brother, but a sister? Really make yourself unforgettable.
perdix 31
#17, good one! From here she can bounce to the mom and then the hot, gym-rat grandma.
sugarshane007 20
Grandma better share the cheese this time though. It's a no go unless there is cheese.
Catkam623 27
Nachos don't need cheese when they are covered in piss and dirt it adds that something special that makes you forget the cheese
KingCeltic77 18
What does he mean "picture online"? Did you meet him on a dating site?
GracesDelirium 9
Probably a Facebook picture. Horrid place, if you ask me.
Alexis2742 31
There's a like button for that...
xrudeboyrock 29
I would be more concerned if someone came up to me and told me I looked sexy in a picture online.
lmz1986 10
Me too, but then again, looking at my profile pic, I'd understand.
Catkam623 27
You have a very very sexy picture and that's a damn good movie
etchsanity1 11
Well that just means you keep looking so much better day to day that he can't even relate you to the girl he knew ... Keep making em realize what they lost OP that's the dating dream for exes :)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I just don't get how someone can sleep with their sister's / brother's partner... It's just so wrong... How can you maintain a proper sibling relationship after that? OP there is a chance he was just pulling a lame plan to get you in bed again. Unless he got a concussion or something similar, I wonder how he could forget 6 months of his life.
israelnotjacob 20
Yeah I can't imagine how people do that either. They must not think at all before making decisions. You're never going to be able to look at each other the same way again, even after years.
RedPillSucks 33
Unfortunately, many people think with their hormones instead of their brains. In the sisters defense, she may not have know that OP had a relationship with the guy she was sleeping with.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
I agree 23-- the person they call my sister tried getting with my ex fiance. this world is just ****** up.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
and I agree 25. I haven't had a relationship w the so-called sister in ten years.
MandySkittles 18
As much as this guy is a sleaze the sister is just as much at fault. How could a family member be so cruel to another??
TwoOneFive 11
I think he was just messing with you
grumpybr 13
What a jerk! Bet he was pretending not to remember you in the hopes you'd take him back.
cieloalicia 16
He's probably just trying to be a dick, don't feed into it. Sorry OP. :/
catanita 18
Looks like you get the chance to pay him back with interest. He deserves it.