Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
Today, my ex, who I only dated for 3 months, told me the only reason why he dated me was because he thought my sister was hot, and he just wanted to get closer to her. So thank you for that. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
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Top comments
sugarshane007 20
Selective memory can be a glorious thing.
cocacola999 27
Maybe it's his less evil twin brother?
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Comments (77)
thosedogtags 8
How can someone forget a 6 month relationship? Are you sure he knew y'all were in a relationship OP?!?
katiekatlovesu 5
Why would you still talk to him OP? Waste of time ~~
Ultimate_No 7
She doesn't talk to him.
chelsearenaeee 16
Sometimes I wonder if people actually read the FML.
yandalalalalala 4
Sounds like the perfect opportunity for revenge.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should've told him that he had slept with your transsexual brother and that's why yall broke up in the first place. That would've screwed with his head for a good minute.
noelasis94 18
I'd say he's got a mental problem, and you're good at picking winners. Does the sarcasm smell like a bag of burning poo?
Zen_Mei 17
The sick bastard! Ps: your sister is a twat
Ziggy122 15
You still find him attractive? I dunno about you, but assholery sort of ruins the physical attraction for me.
AllegroRubato 16
WOW. This goes so far beyond anything remotely acceptable that now I'm surprised that this level of douchebag ever managed to hook up with either of you in the first place! Maybe, after the first time, you should have left him some sort of scar or permanent damage on his body... THEN he'd have no trouble remembering.
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Hahaha
FightMyLiger 19
Dry humor isn't for everyone, especially bitter ex gfs.