Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
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EvenIfItKillsMe 0
awh. People can be so mean.
ichnal 0
You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?
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niagara001001001 0
This is soooo mean, I hate girls, I'm sure that you have a nice toosh. Honestly this has happened to me many times, walking through the halls at school, and I am a girl. Don't take them seriously. Girls just do things to make themselves feel powerful(which they most likely are not). If this ever happens again, look back, take a good look and tell them they have something on their shirt or on their face or something, or just say back"wow never thought I'd see something like that" and walk away laughing at them. It works like a charm :) Anyways hopefully you don't ever have to deal with that again. It will make you feel better, and leave them stunned
dberri05 2
I saw on animal planet that the part of a man that women are attracted to the most is their butt
CodeMonkey123 0
Bwuahahah, #34 Do you have room to talk? If you post a commnet like that remember not to put a picture of your self. #34 You make me laugh!
DangerousBabee 0
#4, your "stuipd" because you can't even spell stupid correctly. FAIL.
greenltrn2003 0
#26 agreed...bitches is bitches #32 if it was you'd have nothing to complain about #10 You're an asshole lmfao at #116 basically saying women are animals
smellyjelly 0
hey could be a good thing.
baydestrian_girl 0
evil beezies!...but a butt compliment is better than no compliment! ;-)
iBimmer 0
you should walk backwards from now on.
WildBill1337 0
this is one of few instances where its ok to hit a woman.
Liamrb 0
Those girls sound like *****, so dont worry. #40 and #43, you guys are great.