Awkward, Sextoys and Work: Are you lost?

Are you lost?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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You deserved it 1 779

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The Customer Is Clueless

By Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

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You deserved it 287

By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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You deserved it 3 501

By Char - 24/09/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Gravesend

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 840

You deserved it 274

By whatthewhat - 18/11/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

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You deserved it 3 308

By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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You deserved it 13 839

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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You deserved it 30 566

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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You deserved it 5 354

By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 43 208

The customer is always something

By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 872

You deserved it 198

Working in retail sucks

By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 23:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML

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You deserved it 113

91hayek 31

Monday 17 August 2015 0:11

Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln

maryic4ever 19

Monday 17 August 2015 0:11

That's a completely different type of toy.

Comments

NineeCat 32

Monday 17 August 2015 6:31

Point her to the Star Wars section!

sandman676 20

Monday 17 August 2015 9:11

Hold up you arm

FEATHDUCK 19

Monday 17 August 2015 10:33

Perhaps she was looking for one to stick up her boyfriends ass.

writerchic85 25

Monday 17 August 2015 13:17

Harry Potter magic broom lol

annalivlivliv 20

Monday 17 August 2015 14:35

Well do you?

LeBaddie 0

Monday 17 August 2015 19:33

This isn't that kind of toy store ma'am

orsombre_fml 11

Monday 17 August 2015 21:56

"I am so sorry, we had a class of 5 year olds and their teacher bought our entire collection."

TheDevilsDevices 15

Monday 17 August 2015 23:22

What an idiot. This dumb bitch is taking up our oxygen.

kreesan 10

Tuesday 18 August 2015 0:56

I wouldn't of been able to keep my laugh in . You obviously have mad skills !!

ariasmake1 9

Tuesday 18 August 2015 11:52

I think she was messing with you OP.

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