Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
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Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML
Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
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91hayek 31
Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln
maryic4ever 19
That's a completely different type of toy.
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Comments (78)
NineeCat 32
Point her to the Star Wars section!
sandman676 20
Hold up you arm
FEATHDUCK 19
Perhaps she was looking for one to stick up her boyfriends ass.
writerchic85 26
Harry Potter magic broom lol
annalivlivliv 20
Well do you?
LeBaddie 0
This isn't that kind of toy store ma'am
orsombre_fml 11
"I am so sorry, we had a class of 5 year olds and their teacher bought our entire collection."
TheDevilsDevices 15
What an idiot. This dumb bitch is taking up our oxygen.
kreesan 10
I wouldn't of been able to keep my laugh in . You obviously have mad skills !!
ariasmake1 9
I think she was messing with you OP.