Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML
Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
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91hayek 31
Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln
maryic4ever 19
That's a completely different type of toy.
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Comments (78)
anonyme3_fml 1
Maybe she wanted to say Diddl. It's a famous mouse in Europe. A lot of children had it at my school.
derekroig 13
Anythings a ***** if you're brave enough.
buck16 9
well....the customer is always right.
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
That has nothing related to misery
estroyer9 14
Probably that girl who wants to **** her boyfriend in the ass. (Read latest)
captainsmegma 12
Yes, next to the whip me Elmos!
wickedhyype 17
Well.... Do you? O.o And if you do, can i have the name of the store, so i don't take my future kids there.
aubreyrpicco 4
She must have bought one else where, considering she's now keeping it on her nightstand to convince her husband to let her use it on him
JpTheGreat23 19
Maybe the lady wanted to have sex with her boyfriends ass.
trucker2 33
Sorry, SOLD the last one yesterday.