Are you experienced?

By Brax - 30/05/2012 09:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
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KingCeltic77 18

That's really shitty.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Well.. you did get a hand job..so that's a plus!=D

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Sk8erchick98 7

Ok, so how did it get stuck in there?

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183933 6

She stuck her finger in his ass... Not got it stuck WTF try understanding what you read before making a stupid comment.

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PYLrulz 17

Now I know you NEVER go ass to mouth, but ass to finger?!?

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Aliicat16 9

Bahaha thanks for making my day but yea that does suck if you dont like it

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IW_RIOT 7

I'm questioning why your girlfriend would think sticking her fingers in your ass would feel good. Shouldn't it be vice versa?

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Angelrose2004 17

It's equivalent to fingering a girl to hit her g-spot. If the girl does it right, they can massage the prostate and make you cum more. It serves the same purpose as anal beads. That is my sex lesson for the day ;)

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lucaxel 3

She didn't stick it up enough, try again :)

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natalia32710 8

ew why woud you let her?

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florido_fml 10

You just got raped

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tylerbisel 2

My girlfriend when we are walking around thinks it's hilarious to shove her finger up my butt"sneak attack" But she's not serious! 0_o

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HandsomeRatch 20

To people not understanding why she thought it would feel good for him: the man's G-spot is located in the asshole. It's actually a small bump on the inside. Please correct me if I'm wrong here.

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