Are you experienced?

By Brax - 30/05/2012 09:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 247
You deserved it 9 418

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KingCeltic77 18

That's really shitty.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Well.. you did get a hand job..so that's a plus!=D

Comments

tony1891 22

she was checking your prostate. can never be to cautious when it comes to your health.

Thumbing down Noor is blasphemy. I won't stand for it.

my hubby is ticklish there lol I only stick my finger up there to annoy him

You're lucky bro. Wish my gf would do stuff like that, but she's as stuck up as a stick.

waddell10 0

And apparently you like to be.....

In all seriousness. Maybe you should just do your own five finger nut *******. Hers doesn't sound enjoyable at all.

missprude666 3

Now you know how anal sex feels.

while in the shower together my wife sometimes likes to soap up her finger and stick it up my butt. OP is right. it does feel really awkward and causes me to clench my asscheeks for fear i might accidentally shit everywhere. jetstreaming the asshole is similar but without a solid object being stuck in there and actually feels good. warning: may cause diahhrea.

Most men like that cause slightly up the bum is where the mans g-spot is.

Guess she failed at stimulating the male g spot