And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
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aliawesome 0

that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

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Ninjaface 0

Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"

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samiiibabyyy 0

thank you for just wasting 10 seconds of my life that i could have used to read someone else's NON pointless FML.

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maverick1031 0

she probably thought it's an FML because her breath smelled like bacon

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samiiibabyyy 0

& WHY WOULD THAT BE BAD #41? everyone loves bacon. it's the universal favorite food & that is so not a bad thing. if my bf's breath tasted like bacon, i'd kiss him more.

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Cunning_Cupcake 0

Everything is better with bacon; although...bacon flavored lube might not be too enticing

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killer122 11

women are stupid. that is the greatest compliment a man has ever given his woman. if you smell like bacon you are in possession of his two greatest conquests bacon and pussy. revel in the fact that you could keep him for the rest of eternity with just those two things

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lmmmr 0

You sound like a real winner. Let us know when you hit puberty.

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replaceme 0

Bacon is a GODSEND. This is not a bad thing!

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