And they say romance is dead…
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I'd go out with you in a second if you tasted like bacon! That stuff is awesome :D
And this is an FML how? I think posts like these need their own website. Like "Stupid Shit My Boyfriend/Girlfriend Says."
That's a compliment, not an FML.
That's what you get for smoking hickory-flavored cigarettes. . . and being a pig. Just kidding. If your mouth really tastes like bacon, guys will line up around the block to go out with you. I even feel like making some toast, putting lettuce, tomato and mayo on it and coming over to make out with you! We'll suck face for a while and then I'll take a bite of my sammich. How's that sound to you?
Kissing bacon? Well, if you're looking to upgrade guys, you know where you can find me..
This post is exactly why FML needs a "so the **** what?" button. Your boyfriend likes the way your mouth tastes when he kisses you, how s this a bad thing? Goddamn insecure people and the goddamn stupid, pointless boring FMLs...
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that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum
Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"