Love, Awkward, Cute and Romantic: And they say romance is dead…

And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 034

You deserved it 7 724

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Same thing different taste

By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 249

You deserved it 5 686

By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 368

You deserved it 6 161

By a_B_c_D_e_F_g - 27/06/2009 14:29 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 085

You deserved it 7 593

The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 486

You deserved it 308

By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 902

You deserved it 38 025

My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 027

You deserved it 1 784

By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 660

You deserved it 398

Halitosis

By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

I agree, your life sucks 897

You deserved it 275

By baconbreath=| - 13/11/2010 05:12 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 081

You deserved it 9 612

The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 252

aliawesome 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:14

that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

Ninjaface 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:48

Are you kidding? That's totally romantic if you play it right. "That's not the only part of me that tastes like bacon. Why don't you have a lick?"

Comments

sillylung 0

Friday 30 October 2009 18:25

Here's the standard FML formula nowadays: >girl does lovey dovey shit with boyfriend >something slightly unromantic happens >FML OMG EPIC WIN! IM MEAN SERIOUSLY THATS SO HORRIBLE OMG

MLSxxox 3

Friday 30 October 2009 18:34

wheres the fml here? bacon is GOD! even if its through your mouth 

Pitta_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:09

That's really cute!

cave_man_ 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:13

So what he likes that your mouth tastes like bacon... eat more bacon then.

johnny_carmello 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:36

id love if girls tasted like bacon

israelnotjacob 20

Friday 30 October 2009 20:38

With another FML like this I want to start a petition to add a "who cares" vote button on here. I can see how that may have felt a bit odd, but just because that may have killed the mood a tad does not mean your life sucks by any means, and as long as your boyfriend likes your breath, who cares what it smells like.

lilcountrygirl 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:59

haha! sounds like my boyfriend, if that were me i would just laugh it off and tease him too. xD be happy you have a man who is that open :)

Sparkey 0

Friday 30 October 2009 21:39

What's wrong with bacon?! Unless he was hinting that you were overweight...

Asstazztic 8

Friday 30 October 2009 22:36

ok first of all I'm 18 and **** u Luckster and littlegolferboy why don't u mind ur own ******* business "little boy" I give u younger than 12 and the name gives it away so don't comment on other people's business

xxCFHxx 0

Friday 30 October 2009 23:53

Dude, you definitely aren't 18 because your comments sound like a seventh grader. Why don't you shut the **** up, back off of Luckster and littlegolferboy (my heroes, too), and go do your homework. Faggots like you are the reason the verb 'flaming' was invented.

littlegolferboy 4

Saturday 31 October 2009 0:11

That's funny, because I probably was around 12 when I first started using that name when I signed up for Hotmail. And now, 12 years later, I can't quite seem to get rid of it. Kind of like herpes, I guess.