Amazing timing

By Anonymous - 22/02/2014 21:02 - United States - Antelope

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML
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star14394 20

People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head

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star14394 20

People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head

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Redundant_Idiot 7

I guess you could say they were... American Idiots! Get it? Your picture... this taking place in America... I'm sorry, I just had to. I'll leave now...

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Michaelgf 13

#30 I thought that was a Green day reference

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incoherentrmblr 21

What a cone head...

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RoosterTeeth101 6

At least the traffic come didn't hit his other head

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it__happens 17

Hope you didn't get seriously hurt.. Bystanders can be big poops

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jojimugo 20

Big poops .... Really ??

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afkwarrior 25

this isn't tumblr, calm down

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pwnman 33

Damn those can hurt! The bystanders clearly have no state of mind. Follow up with telling us how you are feeling, gurl! Or boi!

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pandaxlove64 12

Girl* boy* Real words, my friend. Real words.

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pwnman 33

I know, I was imitating my generation, my friend.

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PancakeSlap 23

19- How can you imitate what you are clearly part of?

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iLike2Teabag 27

You're imitating the irrational and over-generalized portrayal of what your generation appears to be*.

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ironichalibut 24

"People try to put him down, talkin' bout his generation. Just cause his context's upside dooown"

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PrincessCastiel 27

That really sucks! I hope your day went better after that...

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StillUsesMyspace 22

Hopefully someone did!

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Cleu 12

They could put it on the Conen o'Brian show if they did.

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Marlee141717 9

People have very cruel humor. I hope your head is okay!

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