Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
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RESTAREA 0
He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you
coopcas 0
Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.
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Comments (132)
CaptainStew 0
he's a keeper
naem 0
wierd idea but must've taken him awhile so 10pts for effort!!!
thisissome 0
romance is so not dea- oh. wait. ok i give in, it really is. haha this is very dr. crab/memoirs of a geisha... ew
Pastor_Rich 0
YDI for having sex out of wedlock
musu_fml 0
The 19th century called. It wants you to come home. Your dinner's getting cold.
timtam24 0
hahahahahaha
fuckyourlifee 1
HAHAHA!
Maggey 19
This is modern life, grandpa, not the 1700s anymore. People should be allowed to choose for themselves without society judging them.
aback 5
He put a little of himself into his gift.
speedmastaflex 0
Well, its rather creative, I'll give him that.
connalH 0
ahaha yeah i agree with #48, that guy is a creep
atomick 0
What the hell is wrong with you if your wet spots leave stains?
unibrowicorn 0
shouldn't you be more concerned that he actually sewed a quilt?
alwaysalady 0
That is horrendous. Why can't men just get it through their heads? Chocolate, perfume, jewelry, and flowers. that's what we want. Not a collection of nuts and bolts. not coasters made out of scratched CDs, and certainly not sheets stained with sex.