Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Look at the bright side, now you can have frog legs for dinner!
jaysvn 2
it may have kermitted suicide.
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Comments (56)
Punkyxoxo 14
NEW FRIDGE
perdix 29
Probably someone from the Tattaglia Family put it there to tell you to quit operating on their turf.
FML_4life_ 8
#30 u are awesome ;)
perdix 29
#30, self-affirmations are always a good thing! perdix, you are a handsome devil!
ariellove1992 8
Do you live alone?
chris4u2nv5 19
Look on the brite side.......well shit, there isn't one!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
as number one already pointed out the bright side is they now have frog legs for dinner. Geez how do you miss that bright side.
Chris93Jones 20
wasn't there an image of a frog in a bag of salad online?
abbyycarper 13
At least it wasn't a rat or something
MisterEx 28
Damn it, OP! Don't let it escape. Kiss it and have your home delivered Prince Charming!
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
It's a sign! One of the seven plaques!!
etishuman22 32
Would the next "plaque" happen to be a mounted fish that sings "Give me back that filet 'o' fish"? I think you meant "plague". :)
summerlong 13
Am I the only one thinking that maybe the frog just hopped in when he opened the fridge without him noticing?
pinguino3669_fml 23
No someone commented about that earlier haha :p and it's a girl by the way