Today, I found the carcass of the frog that got into my house last week. It was a horrifying sight, but not nearly as horrifying as the fact that I found it in my refrigerator. No, I don't know how it got in there either. FML
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Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
Today, I went to a cute frog-themed frozen yogurt shop that was surprisingly realistic. So realistic, in fact, that there was a dead fly in my yogurt. I found it with my tongue. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, I finally got round to cleaning out my refrigerator. As I reached the back, I found an unidentifiable, moldy object lurking in the corner. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was once a cucumber. I'm growing science experiments in my fridge. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Look at the bright side, now you can have frog legs for dinner!
jaysvn 2
it may have kermitted suicide.
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Comments (56)
xcam1995 6
Kermit NOOO!!!! I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!
Sacytrl 28
I used to have a phobia of Kermit
ILoveMyArm 15
Used to?
singer0421 32
Perhaps your kid wanted to preserve it? After working as a junior counselor I know that kids do some weird shiz.
AGB10 19
That was one cool frog..
LindsayxMoore 18
Ba dum ts! Probably didn't put that right but you get the point.
olpally 32
Frog soup? Nah, just kidding, that's pretty ******* terrifying. Lol. Miss piggy must have murdered him. Haha.
jaysvn 2
it may have kermitted suicide.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
Awesome pun! lol
jaysvn 2
thank you.
randm_dude 9
Yeah, Kermit, going from cool to cold. Lesson: the world might be a stage, but that does not include fridges.
dragon91 2
quick bring the frog back he cryogenicly froze himself to get away from ur cat
anmolm97 12
Do you like alone?
abhi95 31
If you liked the food you've been having since then.. You might just have invented a new delicacy for yourself!
Dynosaur_dollie 38
frog isn't a new delicacy, lots of people eat it. I am also pretty sure it wouldn't have altered the taste of the other food much if they were all properly stored.
SleeplessBeauty 12
At least Kermit lived a happy life...