Kristen Bauer

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Kristen bauer's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

23%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

69%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

6%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

32%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

7%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

14%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

28%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

76%

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Kristen bauer's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that pretending to be a bum begging for money can get you stuck in a jail cell for a few hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By darknight - / Sunday 21 July 2019 02:03 /

Today, I was hosting a slumber party for my daughter, but I ended it abruptly and demanded that every child be picked up. Several pissed off parents and a sobbing daughter later, I’m the most hated. I made them leave after 2 of the girls bragged about losing their virginity. They’re 12. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mean mommy - / Tuesday 16 July 2019 12:30 /

Today, I watched a customer open a bottle of salad dressing, taste it, then just put it back on the shelf. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 July 2019 22:30 /

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it