Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
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Top comments
tippy_pink89 2
well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught
paid2think 0
haha nice one
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Comments (261)
DeathMagnetic 0
Gutted for you, now you will end up with no sex :L
Nate_Fisher 2
He wasn't in you anymore and you continued to fake anyway? Wow, ydi just for that reason. I hope you don't plan your 2dos while driving. Wouln't wanna be on the street if that happens. :-]
Whiskan 0
Don't fake your orgasms you stupid bitch.
Harlson13 0
well said!
pariah13 0
maybe she's so loose, it was like a hot dog in a hall way and that's why she didn't notice he was finished.
myownenemy 0
42 a girl being loose is a myth, vaginas are elastic and return to their original shape when there's nothing in them.
Smilzen 0
Well, maybe hers was like the elastic in a fat man's drawers?
kyliebeatriz08 0
why would u do that? that's the reason why nobody gets along these days, everybody is fake... I mean, I don't think he deserves u to be like that and of course I will be mad too if I was him......and by the way this is not even a FML for u...
hassenpfeffermmm 0
U sound bad in bed. :
Beagle96 0
you bitch. so what else do you lie to him about?
FYLDeep 26
Shit to do: Buy bread and meat and stuff for sammiches Clean the house Fake orgasims ???? Profit
omgwtffmmfl 0
ROFL Owned! Dump that loser =D
Cavsfodawin 21
You retard she doesnt need to dump him she needs to tell him what he is doing wrong so he can fix it.
SubjectX 0
hah, a frenchie to boot. you are such a ****