Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
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Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, I went to meet a friend for coffee. When I arrived, I mistakenly thought it was a casual meet-up, but apparently, it was a date. I didn’t realize this until she leaned in for a kiss at the end, and I awkwardly offered her a fist bump instead. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
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mylittlecookie 17
Invite her out again some other time and ditch her! That's the way to go if you're evil and wanting of revenge like me.
MyNameIsLaughter 18
She's pretty inconsiderate I understand stuff happens sometimes, but she could've let you know at least.
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Comments (59)
ukeandfoodislife 19
It's on FML. Ya don't say?
olpally 33
I would have left after 20 minutes. An hour? Ugh. Well, no more shopping with her. She can't even send you a text? Wow.
hard_candy 25
not even. "hello" to me is like less than 5 minutes. and I understand because my sister is a teenager, but if she wants to catch a ride with me ever again she knows better.
chosha_fml 27
#15 Exactly. How long does it take to text, 'see you at home later, will explain then'?
corky1992 33
I see stuff like this happening a lot to people on here. some people just have zero respect for others. I'd never do that to my sister.
mcore 19
You know there's a button for that?
whassallt26 13
Do you know what there's Not a button for, being a ****, but you've got that shit down.
RayRobles17 9
Why did it take you an hour to realise she wasnt coming back, 15 minutes maybe but really a hour?
DoomedGemini 38
You apparently don't have family members that turn a "hello" into hour long or more conversations.
beeferjay 34
you are the weakest link, goodbye
homtravel 10
That's exactly what my younger sister will do to me and she's doesn't see what's wrong with that.
amanda182 19
How did you even have the patience to wait for an hour..? I would've been bored in 10 minutes and looking for her.
hoosiergirl94 31
What a douche