Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
Today, I went to meet a friend for coffee. When I arrived, I mistakenly thought it was a casual meet-up, but apparently, it was a date. I didn’t realize this until she leaned in for a kiss at the end, and I awkwardly offered her a fist bump instead. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML
Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
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mylittlecookie 17
Invite her out again some other time and ditch her! That's the way to go if you're evil and wanting of revenge like me.
MyNameIsLaughter 18
She's pretty inconsiderate I understand stuff happens sometimes, but she could've let you know at least.
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Comments (59)
LadyLuck93 20
Should have waited 10 minutes max, or call to see where she went. Buff, dunno why she could have not told you in the first place.
djdailey 6
Sounds like a bit of a ****
ezrajab 22
Damn that's inconsiderate. Sorry op. When you calm down from the situation I would talk to her calmly. And tell her what she did wasn't really nice and add in you wouldn't do that or something like that to her
saymynamess 19
Not a big deal. She is your sister and at the end you should be happy for her.
Brightbulb 40
Sister or not, that's incredibly rude and selfish of the sister. I get things happen, and family will always be family. But that does not mean they get a permanent free pass to walk all over you. OP you should make her pay you back for the time you lost waiting for her. 5pushups a minute for every minute after 15 you waited should keep her from forgetting to shoot you a 5second text next time.
saymynamess 19
Oh really! Maybe she could sue him too. They can work this out when they got home.
ChristinePi 36
It's not that hard to send a text saying what happened. How rude, sorry OP!
britbrat237 14
And she didn't think of telling you
FutureSurgeon 16
How inconsiderate! I admire your patience OP, waiting an hour in that situation must have been incredibly boring. I hope she understood when you rejoined her that what she did was unfair to you.
worldclassrager 41
I'm going to leave...text me when you are finished..
UnicornWine 22
That's messed up, I would've tried to find her and interrupt, just for a moment for her to get the hint.
EvilLittleMan 23
To echo an earlier comment, invite her out with you driving and then ditch the bitch in an area where it will prove challenging for her mates to come to the rescue.