FML : Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood...

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 February 2017 01:00 / Australia - Stretton

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By coolmike699 | 23

#7412569 - Saturday 18 February 2017 16:06

Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

By AzrielB | 8

#7412579 - Saturday 18 February 2017 16:38

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

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By coolmike699 | 23

#7412569 - Saturday 18 February 2017 16:06

Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

popaulina | 8

#7412611 - Saturday 18 February 2017 18:27

An imaginary one.

species4872 | 19

#7412615 - Saturday 18 February 2017 18:32

Cut throat razor.

By ResidentThatGuy | 12

#7412575 - Saturday 18 February 2017 16:14

Guess that razor really is the only sharp thing in the shower... no but really ouch!

By AzrielB | 8

#7412579 - Saturday 18 February 2017 16:38

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

awildwhisper | 28

#7412913 - Sunday 19 February 2017 11:04

Your comment made me die laughing. I kinda want a machete hook on my bathroom wall now.

By kmrrpk | 22

#7412584 - Saturday 18 February 2017 16:57

I was taking the cap off my razor once and cut my thumb so bad I had to get stitches so I know how you feel

By pelletman67 | 16

#7412591 - Saturday 18 February 2017 17:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Tumaco1963 | 16

#7412656 - Saturday 18 February 2017 20:22

The blades on a shaving razor are not long enough to cut to the bone. Unless the razor is purposely broken to remove the blade for the sole purpose of cutting.