By Anonymous - 19/02/2017 01:00 - Australia - Stretton

Today, I was in the shower washing my hair when my hand ran down the shower caddy and in particular, on my razor. If I wasn't woozy from all the blood splatter around the shower - seeing the bone that connects my finger definitely did it. FML
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Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

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Do you shave with a machete? What kind of razor cuts your finger to the bone just by touching it?

An imaginary one.

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Cut throat razor.

Guess that razor really is the only sharp thing in the shower... no but really ouch!

YDI, for keeping your shaving machete in the shower and not on the machete hook on the wall

Your comment made me die laughing. I kinda want a machete hook on my bathroom wall now.

I was taking the cap off my razor once and cut my thumb so bad I had to get stitches so I know how you feel

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The blades on a shaving razor are not long enough to cut to the bone. Unless the razor is purposely broken to remove the blade for the sole purpose of cutting.

It was probably a strait razor.

Man, what kind of razor cuts that deep? They're like a few mm, max, the cuts you can get.

Further proof that everything in Australia wants to kill you.

Along with landlines now we have to explain straight razors apparently