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By Jack W. - 09/12/2015 19:26 - United States

Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML

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By sihehe - 28/04/2020 05:00

Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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Tripartita 44

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:53

The first person to make a cat food that smells like flowers when vomited will be rich.

Sphanz 17

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:16

That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P

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Sphanz 17

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:16

That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P

tayyymeds 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 2:34

Baking soda does a really good job at masking animal messes! Try adding a sent your prefer like ground cloves or cinnamon, maybe a dash of nutmeg or Rosemary

ihartmytdi 23

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:17

On the bright side at least it didn't come out of the other end?

xsydneyx123 28

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:17

Well I hope the kitty is okay and I hope you are able to find a way to get rid of the smell. Good luck with that one, OP.

skippydoda 32

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:17

Try boiling cinnamon sticks for a while

tomvertigo 17

Thursday 10 December 2015 15:55

Yes. Then you get cinnamon with just the tiniest hint of vomit.

GoldenTornado11 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:18

Wow that's gotta not be pleasant at all. Good luck cleaning that up, OP!

walker9879 25

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:21

Oh that's nasty.

Adam_Power58 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:24

The worst about having pet animals,hopefully you got the smell out and maybe change his food if it was the cause,a few candles should do the job !!

ZombieGurl95 18

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:26

Oh that's happened to me before. :/ nasty stuff

Scarylizard1798 23

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:26

That's why u get a dog...they do the same thing but they cuter xD

KatieJBabe 27

Thursday 10 December 2015 3:07

Dogs make a lot more of a mess then cats.

Scarylizard1798 23

Thursday 10 December 2015 6:10

But dogs r better cause they loyal and don't look like they r planning your murder all the time! Lmfao

Zarcissa 34

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:37

Have you ever had a dog who has diarrhea? Thats a real mess to clean. As well as training puppies to do their stuff outside. And I'm still a dog person.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Thursday 10 December 2015 1:30

I'm sorry that happened OP my cat started throwing up some after eating and we had to change her food to the kind that was gentle on her stomach you might need to do the same

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