Animals: Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put...

By cricketsins - 14/05/2015 05:11 - United States

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Arachnaphobe - 03/06/2016 22:14 - United States - Bloomington

Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML

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I'm outta here

By Anonymous - 25/06/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend's recently mated tarantula disappeared from her enclosure with her egg sac, so she's now somewhere in the house with between 20 and 100 babies hatching within a week. I moved out this afternoon. My boyfriend caused this, he can damn well find her before I set foot in there again. FML

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She definitely won though

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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By JustLeaveThem - 25/01/2017 18:00

Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML

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nanxi 30

Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.

cutycat136 28

Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not

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finalyearsofhate 22

Friday 15 May 2015 0:08

Set your house on fire.

EvilTurtle 35

Friday 15 May 2015 0:34

No! That's a terrible idea....set your neighborhood on fire, just to be safe.

kibster9 20

Friday 15 May 2015 0:40

That's a worse idea! Set your whole town on fire!

psychopolarbear 28

Friday 15 May 2015 0:40

Set the world on fire. Right now. Get all those eight legged little bastards at once.

Futacy 29

Friday 15 May 2015 0:45

Or you could just come to your senses and realize that your sister's probably playing a joke on you.

randome101 12

Friday 15 May 2015 13:21

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Niz_DD 14

Friday 15 May 2015 21:37

Some spiders in this case

Liamj774 36

Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Just picking up the box, and carefully burn your house down. 100% effective

mexican_music 13

Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

Now I have a great prank to pull on someone

nanxi 30

Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

If this was a prank, your sister is an evil, evil genius.

zenrael 21

Friday 15 May 2015 0:10

Ever hear the word liar before?

EvilTurtle 35

Friday 15 May 2015 1:03

Refer to my profile picture for the answer to your question

cutycat136 28

Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Prank? I'm sure if she is your sister she would know if you had a pet one or not

Awesomeaxel 24

Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Ohh better find that thing or you may have an interesting surprise when you wake up..

MrConcise 34

Friday 15 May 2015 0:14

"Wait, you mean my missing snake, right? Last I saw him, he was headed towards your room..."

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 15 May 2015 6:10

I always give your comments thumbs ups before I see who it is and then I'm like 'Oh shit, it's MrConcise.' Basically stop being awesome pls. Kthx.

MrConcise 34

Friday 15 May 2015 15:20

#50 - Love you too, bae. Call me later.

irish_lad 16

Friday 15 May 2015 0:17

Spiders are scary *****. I recommend a good dose of oil and a match on your house

Kitty_Kat44 31

Friday 15 May 2015 0:18

I don't think you'll be getting much sleep. I know I sure wouldn't be. And pretty brave of her to pick a spider up big enough to be a pet tarantula.

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She definitely won though

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