Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time that my cats hadn't been going on it. It was a rat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the animal that was gnawing behind the kitchen wall all night was indeed a wild rat and his entire family. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, after feeding my cats, I walked out of the room. Five minutes later, I heard one of them making a hacking sound. Knowing the outcome, I went to get some paper towels to wipe up the mess. When I went in, my other cat was eating it. Certain things cannot be unseen. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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bro1oke 0
That was your karma letting you know you should never blame cats.
pdp_fml 21
Your cats weren't doing their job!
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Comments (95)
bro1oke 0
That was your karma letting you know you should never blame cats.
doodfunnyguy 0
Cats are dumb. Rats are cool
GovernorGeneral 8
Youre dumb. Im cool.
Roevera 14
I bet she wishes her cats had been the ones on the counter now.. eliminating rats.
lifeguardd 0
Your cats are useless. They should kill the rats without you even telling them.. Shouldn't cats have strong sense of smell?
Jonkbaby 23
rats use kitchen equipment? i mean, weird
cja101 8
The cats are either usless or very well trained.
capper44 18
So what if OP thought that its the cat lol .... Btw nice tee "exlodE" xD
chubby_choco 17
You also can't spell 'I'm,' 18.
IphonFML 6
Actually 77, he spelt correctly. He just forgot the apostrophe
Suavis 4
That's what you get for saying "I seen".
badass243 6
and you eat there? FYL. and kill those ******* bastards!!!!!
Waffl3z 8
Mice are actually kinda cute. Rats on the other hand are not. Get rid of them immediately!
RoseTintMyWorld 8
Rats are adorable.
GovernorGeneral 8
Today i found ants under the blender and microwave on my countertop. Idk if 100s of little ants are worse or (a) rat(s) My parents wont even do anything about it.
ladyLALAA 29
Why not be a good sport and wipe the benches down yourself? Kids these days...
silvergaze 1
They look exactly the same only one is bigger. Just an FYI to you who has apparently necer seen a rodent.
bjr1208 3
What a CAT-astrophe
GovernorGeneral 8
How the **** is it a catastrophe? She didnt find cats on the counter. It was a rat.
bjr1208 3
Because it ******* is.
GovernorGeneral 8
I meant that for the incorrect use of his pun. This fml certainly is a catastrophe though.
GovernorGeneral 8
Your pun**
Jonkbaby 23
more like a RAT-A-TATTLE-TAIL amirite??
CareFace 16
No you are not. #4 got it right.
Jonkbaby 23
uhhh there was clearly no mention of a cat WHATSOEVER so ...yeah...
TheDrudgeChild 4
37, you're an idiot. READ THE FML. It's all about cats.
GovernorGeneral 8
No its ******* not =.= she thought there were cats but there were none.
homeboyangst 17
No, she owns some cats that she thought were going on the counters, but it actually turned out to be rats.
humorizer 14
What a ratastrophe!
pdp_fml 21
Your cats weren't doing their job!
imepelepticsir 5
pussy dont like dirty vermin.
silentbutfunny 0
44 have you been to high school?
imepelepticsir 5
i actually graduated, barely.
bjr1208 3
81, figures
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Damn.. If there's 1 there is usually more. That sucks OP. So what are your cats for if they aren't catching Vermin?
lovexbox 8
Agreed haha. Guess it depends on how big the cats are.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
When my cat was 7 months old it started catching hummingbirds. He is 8 years old now and still catches hummingbirds. He even brought me a fruit bat once.
cja101 8
If the cats won't do it get a Jack Russell those dogs are very effective at catching rats. well at least mine is.
bizarre_ftw 22
Well now we know the difference between rats and mice Mice hit cats over the head with drop ironing boards, rakes, and the occasional hammer and are named Jerry (or possibly Tom) and rats piss on your counters and get the cats blamed for it. Either way F the cat's life
japtch 15
Just so you know. I'm a fan. :-)
DalPozzo13 10
Oh really, is that what you "seen"?
raney150 0
Op said I'd seen. I'd is short for I had (in this circumstance). Therefore op was using the past perfect tense, and in the past perfect tense, you use the pronoun (I), the simple past (had in this case), and the past participle (seen in this case). Seen is the past participle of the verb to see. So op is correct.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Now it does... As I remember, it said 'I seen' when it was posted..
DalPozzo13 10
Ya, it did say "I seen" otherwise I wouldn't have posted that comment
Prescott6185p 6
Shut the **** up ******, nobody cares, he said he seen, so what???
mughni 10
Dude you have a lot of time
Justin23L 2
No, I think OP has 24 hours a day, just like us.
jtthegr8 26
Cats must be lazy if you have a rat