By Anonymous - 27/2/2021 02:01 Great start to the day Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 852 You deserved it 123 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 18:30 - United States - Bronx Stay safe out there Today, for the third time in less than a week, my dumbass roommate has a bunch of friends over. None of them are wearing masks and I don't feel comfortable leaving my room. I'm fucking starving and can't go to the kitchen to get food. The idiot is a fucking nursing major. FML I agree, your life sucks 1127 You deserved it 330 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/2/2021 00:30 - Germany - Ebersbach Do as I say… Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML I agree, your life sucks 616 You deserved it 320 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 14:00 Silver linings Today, I was driving into work in my hubby’s truck. It’s his pride and joy. I managed to both get a flat tire and lock my keys inside the truck at a gas station, with my face mask also inside. Oh, and it’s 19 degrees. At least it’s sunny. FML I agree, your life sucks 692 You deserved it 250 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 02:01 Receptacle Today, I felt sick at work and tried to run to the bathroom with my hand covering my mouth, but saw a garbage can and removed my hand to let it loose. I forgot to remove my mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 812 You deserved it 168 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kya - 29/1/2021 03:31 Low effort Today, my mother, who works in retail, wears her mask around my dad and my siblings, but deliberately takes it off around me. I always knew she hated me. FML I agree, your life sucks 611 You deserved it 77 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 18:03 - Singapore - Singapore Going swimmingly Today, I was excited to go to swim after a long time of not doing so because of Covid restrictions. After changing into my trunks and putting my goggles on, I jumped into the pool straight away, while still wearing my mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 373 You deserved it 545 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SilverRaven77 - 19/1/2021 23:01 Backwards world Today, I was fired from my job for wearing a mask. The manager said I must have Covid, since I was the only one wearing a mask and following state mandated orders. I told him, "I'll see you in court!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1184 You deserved it 134 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xen - 20/12/2020 11:02 Catch 22 Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 821 You deserved it 56 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/12/2020 19:08 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes Covidiots Today, I had to abandon my shopping after a Covidiot directly sneezed all over it. He took his mask off because he was about to sneeze. FML I agree, your life sucks 1035 You deserved it 164 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today... I was finally having sex with my husband for the first time in weeks, he fell asleep while we we're doing it. This morning he doesn't seem to... I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 3 1 Comments
Today, i went to my optometrist to get an eye exam and order some new glasses. I figured i could get that and then order some new wireless earbuds with... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 738 You deserved it 245 5 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 560 You deserved it 227 4 Comments