By clairebear99 - 8/6/2021 08:01 Mask confusion Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML I agree, your life sucks 326 You deserved it 1316 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ActionBastard - 23/4/2021 04:59 Make your mind up Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML I agree, your life sucks 1048 You deserved it 127 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/4/2021 14:01 A bug, not a feature Today, I forget to remove my mask before I spitting. What a good day. FML I agree, your life sucks 258 You deserved it 1235 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rosanne - 8/4/2021 08:00 Leave me alone Today, I learned that me wearing a mask will not stop creepy old men from telling me to smile. FML I agree, your life sucks 914 You deserved it 88 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks bro - 5/3/2021 17:00 - United States Family issues Today, my brother refused to bring his kids to a small family get together for my daughter’s birthday, due to his fear of Covid. Later, I saw online that he was at a huge party for his wife’s family, no masks in sight. When I confronted him, he blocked me and won’t return my calls. FML I agree, your life sucks 1069 You deserved it 107 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/2/2021 02:01 Great start to the day Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 1046 You deserved it 139 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 20/2/2021 18:30 - United States - Bronx Stay safe out there Today, for the third time in less than a week, my dumbass roommate has a bunch of friends over. None of them are wearing masks and I don't feel comfortable leaving my room. I'm fucking starving and can't go to the kitchen to get food. The idiot is a fucking nursing major. FML I agree, your life sucks 1204 You deserved it 351 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/2/2021 00:30 - Germany - Ebersbach Do as I say… Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML I agree, your life sucks 634 You deserved it 328 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 14:00 Silver linings Today, I was driving into work in my hubby’s truck. It’s his pride and joy. I managed to both get a flat tire and lock my keys inside the truck at a gas station, with my face mask also inside. Oh, and it’s 19 degrees. At least it’s sunny. FML I agree, your life sucks 715 You deserved it 263 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/2/2021 02:01 Receptacle Today, I felt sick at work and tried to run to the bathroom with my hand covering my mouth, but saw a garbage can and removed my hand to let it loose. I forgot to remove my mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 842 You deserved it 178 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kya - 29/1/2021 03:31 Low effort Today, my mother, who works in retail, wears her mask around my dad and my siblings, but deliberately takes it off around me. I always knew she hated me. FML I agree, your life sucks 635 You deserved it 82 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/1/2021 18:03 - Singapore - Singapore Going swimmingly Today, I was excited to go to swim after a long time of not doing so because of Covid restrictions. After changing into my trunks and putting my goggles on, I jumped into the pool straight away, while still wearing my mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 381 You deserved it 571 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SilverRaven77 - 19/1/2021 23:01 Backwards world Today, I was fired from my job for wearing a mask. The manager said I must have Covid, since I was the only one wearing a mask and following state mandated orders. I told him, "I'll see you in court!" FML I agree, your life sucks 1206 You deserved it 139 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xen - 20/12/2020 11:02 Catch 22 Today, while in a crowded store, someone tore my mask off my face and ran away. Then before I could run after them, I got stopped and screamed at for not wearing a mask. FML I agree, your life sucks 838 You deserved it 57 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 5/12/2020 19:08 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes Covidiots Today, I had to abandon my shopping after a Covidiot directly sneezed all over it. He took his mask off because he was about to sneeze. FML I agree, your life sucks 1050 You deserved it 169 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized that, despite working hard and studying a lot to get a PhD and a decent job, I still make less money than a vapid youtube celebrity.... I agree, your life sucks 29 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, after supporting QLD in the State of Origin for the last 20 years of my life, I found out that I was actually born in NSW. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she... I agree, your life sucks 86 You deserved it 673 2 Comments
Today, I became aroused when slight pressure was applied to my throat. I was having an ultrasound done to have my thyroid gland and a lump under my chin... I agree, your life sucks 496 You deserved it 80 3 Comments