Anonymous · 13 December 2022, 03:00 🌶️ Spicy

What's wrong with this picture?

Today, for the third night in a row, I went to bed sexually frustrated because my man turned me down for sex. I can’t even use a vibrator because he made it crystal clear that he does not want me using one, but refuses to have sex with me more than twice a month. I’m fit and attractive, so I don't know what his problem is. FML

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Anonymous · 15 November 2022, 18:00

Ungrateful

Today, I did the whole 'rose petals, takeaway Chinese, favourite wine, and movie' thing. As soon as my wife got home, she said, “Great, now I have to sweep up rose petals, I’m not in the mood for Chinese, I was saving that wine, and I watched that movie last week.” I officially give up even trying. FML

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Anonymous · 4 November 2022, 06:00 🌶️ Spicy

Not into it

Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML

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Frustrated Student · 30 October 2022, 10:00 ·United States

The topic at hand

Today, I got stuck in a group project with three other people who spent the whole period trying to figure out how old the teacher was. Good news: They came to the conclusion that he must be around 35-40 years old. Bad news: we are gonna have a hard time finishing this project if they don't pull their weight. FML

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GET A ROOM · 26 September 2022, 04:30 🌶️ Spicy

Rubbing it in

Today, I heard the very loud buzzing of a fly nearby, and I felt a tingly sensation on my arm. I thought there was a fly on my arm; I was half-right. There were, in fact, two flies having sex on my arm. That's something I will never unsee. FML

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Anonymous · 16 August 2022, 06:00 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Bob to the rescue

Today, and for a while, I've been on a dry spell, so I bust out my good old battery-operated boyfriend (B.O.B.) to break the spell. The film I found to assist in my task had actors who looked like my ex and me. I had the best orgasm I've ever had, while also bawling my eyes out at the same time. Therapy it is then. FML

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RedGinger · 29 July 2022, 18:00 🌶️ Spicy

Just what I needed to hear…

Today, my cat woke me up an hour early so I could listen to my neighbors having sex at 6 a.m. My husband died 6 months ago, and was very sick for the previous 4 months. FML

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Fairla31 · 22 July 2022, 14:00 ·Tampa, United States

Pull your finger out

Today, I found out the job temp agency that got me my new job still hasn't setup my orientation from two weeks ago. When I called the actual job to speak to the supervisor, they told me they had never heard of me. I turned down two other job offers, paying slightly better, because this was my dream job getting into healthcare. FML

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not negative just real · 17 July 2022, 18:00 ·United States

Communication Breakdown

Today, I’m still on bed rest recovering from life-altering surgery. My pain is unreal but the pills make me nauseous or knock me out cold. When I try to express what I’m going through, all anyone tries to do is cheer me up without listening. I just want someone to understand what I’m going through. FML

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walking away · 11 July 2022, 04:00

Boundaries

Today, my soon-to-be ex doesn’t understand why I get so pissed that he has to consult his ex-wife over every little thing we do, including needing her blessing for us to get engaged. It’s none of her damn business, yet he insists he’s merely trying to not hurt her feelings. Fuck him and her. FML

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Elliott · 1 July 2022, 06:00 ·Pittsburgh, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Spill the T

Today, I was diagnosed with female arousal disorder, due to a disability of mine causing low testosterone levels. I've never been able to achieve an orgasm due to this. My doctor said I should just deal with it, because the remedy would make me masculine and I'm a "beautiful woman." I don't even care anymore, just let me come. FML

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Anonymous · 26 June 2022, 12:00 🌶️ Spicy

So frustratiiiiing

Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML

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Anonymous · 11 June 2022, 06:00 🌶️ Spicy

Wish you were her

Today, my roommate wants me to leave for a bit so she can “have a ton of fun.” Is it horrible that I wish it was me, because I can’t remember how long it’s been since I had any “fun"? FML

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Anonymous · 30 May 2022, 18:00

There's other ways to service your country

Today, to add to the pointlessness of my existence, not only have I been rejected from the Army, the Air Force, and the Navy, I received a rejection notice from the Army Reserves. FML

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Anonymous · 26 May 2022, 00:01 🌶️ Spicy

Craving it

Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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Anonymous · 21 May 2022, 06:00

Better off alone

Today, I found out the person I've fallen for is seeing someone else. This isn't a problem. What IS a problem is the fact that I asked her out before they even met, and was told she wasn't ready for a relationship. This happens every time I try to put myself out there and let myself feel anything for anyone. FML

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Anonymous · 4 May 2022, 22:00 🌶️ Spicy

What the hell is this workplace?

Today, it’s been so long since I got laid, I decided to rub one out in the office bathroom. I did it twice (morning/afternoon), and both times, there were two different guys clearly doing the same thing. The downstairs office bathroom is apparently a pit of desperation. FML

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still can’t get any · 4 April 2022, 06:00 🌶️ Spicy

O'Reilly

Today, I’m convinced my son has some sort of radar. Literally every time my partner and I try to have sex, he wakes up and interrupts us. At first I thought it was a coincidence, but the fact that it’s happened at 12am, 12pm, 6am and 3pm tells me otherwise. FML

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Anonymous · 4 March 2022, 22:00 🌶️ Spicy

Kittenblocked

Today, my husband has shown more love and affection to our new kitten in the last week than he has to me. That cat sits on his lap more than I do. I’m a 26 year-old woman, I have needs, dammit. The cat is literally sitting on and blocking access to what I want most on a Friday night. FML

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Wrong number · 26 February 2022, 06:00 ·Vancouver, Canada

Classic

Today, I got a call and was offered a position with a company that I really wanted to work for. I just had to wait a week to confirm that everything was good to go. Ten seconds after ending the call, they called back and said that they'd called the wrong person. The offer was for someone else. FML

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Anonymous · 21 February 2022, 10:00 🌶️ Spicy

Perfect life

Today, I seemingly have the perfect life. A clean house, a car, two well behaved kids, and stability in every way. I'm also quite good looking, with a good body and health. It's like out of a sitcom/postcard. The only catch is that my husband has literally zero libido and won't have sex with me. FML

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Anonymous · 14 February 2022, 12:00 🌶️ Spicy

Repression

Today, I found out my platonic office wife and I are both in sexless relationships. The week just gets more and more repressed. FML

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Anonymous · 10 February 2022, 06:01 ·Kula, United States 🌶️ Spicy

What do I get?

Today, it's our ten-year anniversary, and I thought finally we would break our 10-month dry spell with some action. My husband had dozed off and was snoring even before I could reach the bed after finishing my chores. So much for happily ever after… FML

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Anonymous · 27 December 2021, 02:01 🌶️ Spicy

Frustration

Today, as I'm laying in bed with my wife, she noticed I'm wasn't hard, so she said, "I can fix that." As I prepare myself for a BJ, she lifted my boxers and blew air on my member, and laughed. FML

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Anonymous · 15 December 2021, 02:01 ·United Kingdom

Not today, Satan, not today!

Today, after trying really hard to impress a girl and thinking everything was going the right way, hugs, kisses and chatting every night, and trying to spend as much time together, I get told, "I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want." Meaning me. FML

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Anonymous · 28 November 2021, 05:01 ·Odenville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Anticlimax

Today, a guy drove an hour and a half to get to where I live, only to literally last less than 30 seconds. FML

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Anonymous · 17 November 2021, 23:00

Let me stay!

Today, I quit my job, mainly because I didn't work enough hours and thus, earn enough money. In the past, they said there isn't any other paid work they could provide. They've now added different tasks, more money, and more hours to the position. I'm helping to find a replacement for a job I would otherwise apply to. FML

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Anonymous · 22 October 2021, 08:00

My brain and I

Today, it’s late and I’m so tired, I’m not even able to read a book anymore, or walk around without bumping into things. Yet apparently, my brain still doesn't consider this a sign that we should fall asleep. FML

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Anonymous · 19 October 2021, 17:00 ·United States

Get away from me

Today, my mother snapped and took her frustrations out on me. Whenever she has a problem with other family members, it falls on me because she can't show them her true face to them. And she wonders why I hide away all the time… FML

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Anonymous · 14 October 2021, 08:01 ·Ebersbach, Germany

Over unready

Today, I finally found our big casserole in the attic. Once the food was all nicely layered into it, I realized why it had been in the attic. It doesn't actually fit into our standard-sized oven. By a few millimeters. FML

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