Anticlimax

By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 22:01 - United States - Odenville

Spicy
Today, a guy drove an hour and a half to get to where I live, only to literally last less than 30 seconds. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Better than opening the door, having him say "Hard pass," and leaving.

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Plop 17

Well, he wouldn't have driven an hour and a half if he hadn't been THAT thirsty. Pretty sure you guys could've gone for round 2 or even 3 to try and make it worthwhile. Anyway, in the end, it's more of an FML for him than for you (you're not the one who had to drive for 3 hours total for 30s of sex).

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RichardPencil 30

Better than opening the door, having him say "Hard pass," and leaving.

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jbuckets_404 38

In that case, a "hard pass" would be incorrect.

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Plop 17

Well, he wouldn't have driven an hour and a half if he hadn't been THAT thirsty. Pretty sure you guys could've gone for round 2 or even 3 to try and make it worthwhile. Anyway, in the end, it's more of an FML for him than for you (you're not the one who had to drive for 3 hours total for 30s of sex).

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Brightside86 30

Happens, people can be pretty nervous the first time with someone new.

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jbuckets_404 38

Being nervous would make you soft, not premature.

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Chazzster 28

So much for the “gift” of male virginity… But seriously most young guys are ready for round 2 in 20 minutes or so and that lasts longer. Never bring just one condom.

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Plop 17

Neither his age nor level of experience are mentioned. For all we know he describes himself as a "stud" who's been with dozen of women (narrator's voice: without ever satisfying any of them).

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jbuckets_404 38

Not being able to find the correct orifice doesn't count. ;-)

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phybreawptic 13

Save him in your phone as roller coaster.

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noonereally 6

How rude. It should be taken as a compliment. The less time a guy lasts, usually that means he's more excited to be there. Give him another 20-30 min to recharge and he'll go again for longer.

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Jason Lammers 4

He probably would have lasted longer the second round if you had tried again. He's probably super embarrassed about it, plus he had to drive all that way.

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