Health and Contraception: Malpractice

Malpractice

By Anonymous - 03/03/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 3 March 2024 15:22

Ya might wanna speak to a lawyer about that, doctors should have told you about the risks involved and about the aftermath of it.

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Charlie Given 26

Sunday 3 March 2024 15:22

Ya might wanna speak to a lawyer about that, doctors should have told you about the risks involved and about the aftermath of it.

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