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Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML


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On 01/11/2010 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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opps always wear the proper shoes while driving.. hope you learned a valuable lesson

#1 - On 01/11/2010 at 5:04pm by Newbie21

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Next time wear your regular shoes and take your snow boots with you to change into before leaving the car!!!

#2 - On 01/11/2010 at 5:05pm by PCH

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