Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML
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Newbie21 1
opps always wear the proper shoes while driving.. hope you learned a valuable lesson
PCH 5
Next time wear your regular shoes and take your snow boots with you to change into before leaving the car!!!
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Comments (68)
thaprodigy_07 0
haha that's hilarious! that's something I would do!!
shoot_me1123 0
If you had one of Bill Engvall's signs, we could have stopped you. Driving FAIL.
gardner010 0
holy cow YDI for being stupid do you not know where pedles are?
Poepiepiesie 3
Retard for not looking at gauges.
Sarkyrevenger 0
You're a twit. My father has had no feeling in his feet for 20 years and has never had an accident. Learn to drive.
kotabones 0
What are they snowboard shoes? People wear boots all the time and don't have this problem. I valet cars 12 months a year I wear boots designed for snow and never have had an issue of can't tell if my car is stopping or not because I can't feel a pedal ydi
stevenmx86 8
Duh.
AsianBomb_xo 10
Lol lets hope that they weren't "UGG BOOTS" .. /:
worldclassrager 41
Well now you know to swap out shoes when you get to work
rae_siah_3x 17
That plan backfired