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Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML


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On 08/05/2009 at 9:25pm - work - by caiti (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Yeah, you could've worn longer sleeves, or maybe tried some concealer?
I suppose you could've also tried to explain to her about the rash, but she probably wouldn't have believed you yeah fyl.

#6 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:09am by wibble28791

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You shouldn't work at a place that would jump to 'rash' decisions like your interviewer did.

#14 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:26am by ajkkls63

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