FML : Today, I turned up to my job interview ready for any question, with impeccable references and previous work experience. Then I saw that one of my interviewers...

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Today, I turned up to my job interview ready for any question, with impeccable references and previous work experience. Then I saw that one of my interviewers was the lady I accidentally hit with my bicycle last week. She still has stitches in her cheek. No job for me. FML

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You deserved it

By Sod's Law in action - / Saturday 17 March 2018 01:30 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7612343 - Saturday 17 March 2018 3:09

There’s something missing from this story. If you hit her accidentally and were civil about it, it would be insane for her company to reject you.

Did you stand over her and say, “Serves you right for not watching where you’re going, jackass!”?

By ohsnapword | 21

#7612340 - Saturday 17 March 2018 2:45

Did you hit her after you left the bar your old manager works at?

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By ohsnapword | 21

#7612340 - Saturday 17 March 2018 2:45

Did you hit her after you left the bar your old manager works at?

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Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey | 16

#7612478 - Saturday 17 March 2018 14:33

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7612343 - Saturday 17 March 2018 3:09

There’s something missing from this story. If you hit her accidentally and were civil about it, it would be insane for her company to reject you.

Did you stand over her and say, “Serves you right for not watching where you’re going, jackass!”?

By Boyufd | 15

#7612348 - Saturday 17 March 2018 4:04

But how does that stop you from getting a job?

By nentenkupo | 16

#7612365 - Saturday 17 March 2018 5:02

How the hell did she remember your face after a week and only one encounter?

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Lobby_Bee | 16

#7612389 - Saturday 17 March 2018 7:10

Must have been memorable, in a bad way.

By ARISKomuniszt | 23

#7612528 - Saturday 17 March 2018 17:11

Moral of the story: ...... walking is better than cycling ;)

By my_way_1213 | 10

#7612682 - Sunday 18 March 2018 5:55

So you could say, you've had a previous run in with her...

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