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Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43517) - you deserved it (3618)

On 06/28/2014 at 3:09pm - work - by a fat fucking shit and proud of it (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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You don't know that yet OP!!! Don't lose hope, and outwork the other workers. If you give up just because you heard of this "wave" you are going to be demotivated, and coworkers and your bosses will easily detect that demotivation, and then you really are fucked!

#1 - On 06/28/2014 at 7:30pm by Pat_Tricksta

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That sucks OP. Hopefully they'll skip over you!

#2 - On 06/28/2014 at 7:30pm by Clubcan_handlme

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