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Today, while searching a woman for contraband as part of my job, she kept making sexual noises throughout. After I finished, she hugged me and went on her way. I really need a new job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39885) - you deserved it (4547)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:07pm - work - by ohdear. (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Obviously a case of 100% Customer Satisfaction!

#6 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:40am by AUShano

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I'll have what she had.

#5 - On 03/30/2014 at 7:35am by ThomasBombadil

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