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Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40987) - you deserved it (2603)

On 12/29/2012 at 3:25am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Now you can move on to better guys, who aren't douchebags! At least it isn't you who has his kid.

#1 - On 12/29/2012 at 9:55am by Hiimhaileypotter

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Ex best friend*

#5 - On 12/29/2012 at 9:58am by minii

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