Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work

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  • They were not amused because you didn't light your fart on fire, it would've given a more explosive start to the presentation.

    #4 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:03pm by SkoomaKi

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  • Silence is not so Golden.

    #1 - On 05/23/2012 at 6:01pm by Sinsation

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